Anonymous hour. Nothing will be unanswered, ignored or deleted.

(via gnarrrlyy)

illuminatipsychic:

Parents: what have you been doing with your life
Me: well by daytime I smoke crack & get freaky on webcam for some rich foreign boys
By night I’m secretly hired on as a stripper at an old folks home, as I casually give blowjobs to dying veterans with the last of their life savings
This ass is crackalackin for the dough tho

Lmaoooo

faceless-dreams:

food & tunes

(via marilynnn)

(via tween)

Why can’t everyone just love their self and be happy with who they are and everything they have and everyone around them. I get that things can be rough and sometimes shit sucks but come on, you won the sperm race. Be proud. Embrace that shit.

I just want to workout and be fit but damn I’m so lazy

butt-berry:

Me in the club

(via um-like-can-you-not)