protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”
I went in to apply for a sub position at a high school and the office lady insisted that I was a student. Bye
What do you do when you can’t catch a break? Laugh and keep on going.
Most people think a bad ass is someone who’s mean, rude, first to throw the punch. Someone who is ruthless and carefree. But that’s easy.
Being kind and trying to defuse a bad situation without losing your temper is hard. In my opinion, if you can walk away from a heated argument without saying anything hateful, YOU are a badass. If you can kill someone with kindness and not crack you, my friend, are the true badass.
don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense
I am not a lesbian.
I am a man.
Do not leave in my ask box “I don’t like guys but you’re s0000 hot”
Do not reiterate that you’re a lesbian like I’m some exception to your “rules”
I have a vagina.
I’m still a man.